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My old man said be a city fan;
I said b******s you're a c***;
I'd rather s*** a bucket with a big hole in it,
then be a City fan for just one minute...
Recorded 2002-01-13
at St.Mary's Southampton We Shall Not Be Moved
"We shall not we shall not be moved;
just like a team, that's going to win the football league (again);
we shall not be moved"
"If you want to go to heaven when you die;
you must keep the Red Flag flying high;
Get yourself a red bonnet;
and put 'F*** the Scousers' on it;
If you want to go to heaven when you die"
"Ruud Van Nistelrooy tra la la la"
"You're just a small town in Portsmouth"
"U-N-I-T-E-D, United are the team for me
with a nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone;
why don't City F*** off home"
For ever and ever
we'll follow the boys;
of Man United;
the Busby Babes..."
Songs:
Every Single One of Us
Recorded at Upton Park 2002-03-16 Now every single one of us
Loves Alex Ferguson
Loves Alex Ferguson
Loves Alex Ferguson
Now every single one of us
Loves Alex Ferguson
United Road
Tune: Country Road
Recorded at Upton Park: 2002-03-16 United Road, take me home
To the place, I belong;
To Old Trafford, to see United;
Take me home, United road
Pride of All Europe
(tune: just one of those songs) We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
"We beat 'em at home,
And we beat and we beat 'em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way.
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the
Cockneys of course;
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys."
United Calypso "If ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!"
Poor Little Scouser
recorded by Ian Schofield He's only a poor little scouser
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he can't sing anymore!
The Red Flag United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.
Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die
Glory Glory Man United Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
And the reds go marching on, on, on.
Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by
We'll keep the Red Flags flying high
You've got to see yourself from far and wide
You've got to hear the masses sing with pride
United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will know just who we are
They'll be singing 'Que Sera Sera'
United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On! (3x)
Song Lyrics:
Tune: Bob The Builder Kevin Keegan,
Can he fix it?
Kevin Keegan,
Can he fuck!
City Are a Massive Club
Tune: He's got the whole world in his hands They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh! city are a massive club!
Other verses:
They've got the widest pitch in the land
They've got 54 players and they're no fucking good
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways
They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went
They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge
They've got exec boxes with a balcony
They've had seventeen managers in twenty years
They take 25,000 to every away
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand
They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen
They're the second-best team in Division Two
They have a civic reception when they've won fuck all
They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit
They're going to turn Manchester into Milan
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors
They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park
They've got 3007 in a temporary stand
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms
They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front
They've got three million fans in Manchester
It's been 27(28..29..) years and they've won fuck all
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell
They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring
They empty Stockport when they play at home
They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit
They're the only team that come from Manchester
All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road
They've got the biggest bananas in the land
They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head
Their managers got a papier mache head
They'll be relegated by bonfire night
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands
They've got greenalls bitter in the kippax stand
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world
They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave
They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch
Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves
They had a derby match with Macclesfield
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!)
They've been relegated ten times
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan
They used to be little, but now they're large
They sing racist chants, coz they've got no class
Tune: Oh my darling Clementine Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put City in the middle,
And we'll burn the f*cking lot
tune: this is how it feels
(Inspiral Carpets) This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all
Nothing at all...
tune: bad moon rising I see the Stretford End arising
I see trouble on the way
Don't go out tonight
Unless you're red and white
I see there's trouble on the way.
tune: Yellow Submarine City's goin' down with a Russian on the wing,
a Russian on the wing, a Russian on the wing...
tune: US Marine Corps marching chant
(call and repeat) We're Man U and we are loud,
Loyal fans and totally proud,
Beat 'em at home beat 'em away,
Kill any b*stards that get in our way,
We hate City, Scouse, Leeds scum,
And we make the b*stards run,
With this team we shall go far,
Hughes, Giggs, Sharpe and Cantona,
Won the league let's do it again,
By just one point instead of ten,
We'll keep the red flag flying high,
'Coz Man United will never die.
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
And if you are a City fan,
Surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United.
(tune: Blaydon Races) Oh, me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us winning,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's aces.
(tune : The Wild Rover) And it's Man United,
Man United F.C.
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.
Stretford End Picnic
Tune: Teddy Bear's picnic If you come down to the Stretford End
You'd better not come alone
If you come down to the Stretford End
You'd better be in disguise
For all the fans that ever was
Are gathered here today because
Today's the day that we play Man City
We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
Oh, United we love you.
Tune: When the Saints go marching in Oh Manchester, Oh Manchester,
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It's full of t*ts, f*nny, and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful.
Tune: Jingle Bells Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
United win away - oh!
Tune : Unknown Oh it's a grand old team to play for,
Oh it's a grand old team to see,
And if, you know, your history,
It's enough to make your heart go woh, oh, oh,oh,
We don't care what the City fans say,
What, the hell do we care,
For we only know, that there's gonna be a show,
And the famous Man United will be there.
We are United supporters,
Loyal through and through,
Over and over,
We will follow you.
Tune : When the Saints go marching in Oh when the reds, oh when the reds,
Oh when the reds go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the reds go marching in.
Tune : Land of hope and glory We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Liverpool too, (and Leeds),
We hate Manchester City,
But United we love you - altogether now...
Tune : Land of hope and glory We will follow United,
Over land and sea,
We will follow United,
On to victory.
Oh at the turn of the year
Newcastle were twelve points clear
The Geordies, they were ordering their beer
Then the KING made us sing
With the goals he slotted in
And led us to another Double Win
Tune : Daydream Believer Cheer up Kevin Keegan,
Oh what can it mean,
to a Sad Geordie b*stard,
and a Sh*te football team.
Tune : The Halls of Montezuma ( U.S. Marine Corps march) From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League,
To hell with Liverpool, To hell with Man City - (they're sh*t!)
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League.
Tune : We shall not be moved We shall not, we shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
Just like the team, that's gonna win the Football League - again!
We shall not, we shall not be moved.
Tune : For he's a jolly good fellow We're gonna win the league,
We're gonna win the league,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
We're gonna win the league
Tune : Lord of the Dance Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a f*ck, and we don't give a sh*t,
We're going home with the championship.
Tune : Lord of the Dance Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a sh*t, and we don't give a f*ck,
We're going home with the European Cup!
(as heard loudly in Catalunya Square in Barcelona the morning of May 26 1999!)
Tune : Down by the Riverside We won the Football League again,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside.
We won the Football League again,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside.
Tune: She'll be comin' round the Mountain "Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea, ever seen Chelsea,
ever seen Chelsea win the league? HAVE YOU ****!"
Player Songs:
John O'Shea
Tune: Into the ark When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, the Stretford End will f****ng sing
'Cause we all know that Johnny's going to score...
(sanitized version: ...the Stretford End will rise and sing...)
Juan Veron
Tune: Seasons in the sun We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
He's got style but no hair,
He's an Argy, we don't care.....
We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
And the joy will never end ,
'Cos Juan will skin them once again.
Rio Ferdinand
Tune: Hi-Ho (Snow White) Rio, Rio,
He is a Red you know,
He met El Tel,
And said "farewell"
Rio, Rio, Rio, Rio.....
Diego Forlan Diego-woah ohh ohh,
Diego-whoah ohh ohh,
He came from Uruguay,
and made the Scousers/Cockneys cry
Eric Cantona
"What A Friend We Have In Jesus"
OooAhhCantona.mp3 What a friend we have in Jesus
He`s a saviour from afar
What a friend we have in Jesus
And his name is Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona,
Ooh Aah Cantona
Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah
Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona
Eric Cantona
Twelve Cantonas
Twelve Cantonas #2
Tune: Twelve days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Twelve Cantonas, eleven Cantonas...and an Eric Cantona!
Eric Cantona
Eric The King We`ll drink a drink a drink
To Eric the King the King the King
He`s the leader of our football team
He`s the greatest
French Footballer
that the world has ever seen
David Beckham
There's Only One David Beckham There's only one David Beckham...
one David Beckham...
Andy Cole
Tune : Hooray, hooray, it's a holi-holiday Andy Cole, Andy Cole,
Andy, Andy Cole,
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Andy, Andy Cole.
Andy Cole Oh Andy Cole,
Andy Andy Andy Cole
Andy Andy Andy Cole
Andy Andy Andy Cole...
Andy Cole
Tune : Swing low, sweet chariot. Swing low, sweet Andy Cole,
Coming for to score us a goal,
Swing low, sweet Andy Cole,
Coming for to score us a goal.
Roy Keane There's only one Keano...
Roy Keane
Tune : My old man's a dustman Oh Keano's f*ckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're f*cking dynamite.
Roy Keane
Tune : Boom, Boom, Boom by The Outhere Brothers Boom, Boom, Boom,
Let me hear you say Keano...Keano!
Ryan Giggs
Tune : Robin Hood Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Feared by the blues, loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, crosses like The King
Beats one and two, beats three and four,
He will score, he will score, he will score.
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, greatest ever goal
Semi-Final Villa Park, ran right through them all
Beat half the team, straight in the net
Won't forget, won't forget, no we won't forget.
David May
Tune : Jesus Christ Superstar David May, superstar,
Got more medals than Shea-rer!
Gary / Phil Neville
Tune : Rebel Rebel Neville Neville, You're future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad.
Gary Neville
Tune : London Bridge Is Falling Down Gary Neville is a Red
is a Red, is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
he hates scousers.
Nicky Butt
Tune : Baby Give It Up by KC & the Sunshine Band Nicky Butt, Nicky, Nicky Butt.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
. Tune: you are my sunshine
You are my Solskjaer,
my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was f*ckin dearer,
please don't take,
my Solskjaer away!
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
. (Tune: Lou,Lou,Skip to my Lou)
Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
(as heard at Anfield in the FA Cup 4th round 1999)
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
(as heard in Barcelona May 26 1999 after Ole scored the European Cup winning goal!)
Jaap Stam Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch-man
get past him if you fucking can;
try a little trick,
he'll make you look a dick;
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam!
(I first heard this one in Barcelona May 26 1999)
Wesley Brown
Tune : Knees up Mother Brown We've got Wesley Brown,
we've got Wesley Brown,
we've got Wesley, we've got Wesley,
we've got Wesley Brown.
Chants
CHAMPIONS! CHAMPIONS! ...
We're here 'cause we're Champions!
You've only come to see United, come to see UNITED!
We saw you crying on the telly, crying on the telly!
(to the Geordies after we won the double in '97)
Four nil, four nil, four nil, four nil...
F*ck McManaman F*ck Macateer...
Here we go, here we go, here we go...
Are you watching Merseyside!
Paul Ince is a scouse bastard
recorded by Ian Schofield
Ferguson's Red Army ...
Two nil, two nil, two nil, two nil...
You always win f*ck all...
Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave ...
The referee's a w*nker ...
He shot, he missed, he must be f*cking p*ssed,
(name or number of player)
Boring, boring, (name of team, usually Arsenal!)
Down with the City, you're going down with the City ...
Just because you're losing ...
You're not singing anymore ...
F*ck all, you're gonna win f*ck all ...
Sing when you're winning, you only sing when you're winning ...
Here we go, here we go, here we go ...
Always look on the bright side of life ...
Allez les rouges, allez les rouges, allez ...
United, United, top of the league ...
You're so sh*t it's unbelievable ...
What's it like to see a crowd ...
Where are you when we're not here...
Come in a taxi, you must have come in a taxi ...
There's only one United ...
Who the f*ck do you support ...
Score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel ...
Are you City in disguise ...
What a waste of money ...
If you're all going to (place), clap you hands ...
Where were you at Old Trafford ...
You're supposed to be at home ...
Part time supporters ...
So f*cking easy, oh this is so f*cking easy ...
We thought you were sh*te, we were right, we were right ...
What's it like to be outclassed ...
Are you John Barnes in disguise? ...
Sh*t on the (team), sh*t on the (team) tonight ...
You're gonna win f*ck all again this year ...
Come on you reds ...
You dirty Cockney b*stards...
One song, you've only got one song...
Bring on the dustbin...
United, United, rah, rah, rah
City, City, ha, ha, ha,
Leeds, Leeds, baa, baa, baa,
Scousers, Scousers, lock your car!
You're gonna get your f*cking heads kicked in ...
Let's all have a disco ...
Loyal supporters, loyal supporters ...
You're sh*t, and you know you are ...
Where were you when you were sh*t ...
9-0, to the champions ...
We want 10, we want 10 ...
Sing your hearts out for the lads ...
We are the champions, my friend,
And we'll keep on fighting 'till the end,
We are the champions, we are the champions,
No time for losers, 'coz we are the champions,
Of the world.
1. Shearer's Won F**k All
Tune: Footballs Coming Home
Shearer's won f**k all
he's won f**k all
he's won f*uck all
Shearer's won f**k all
he's won f**k all
he's won f*uck all
Date: 04:04 25/04/2005
sung at manu V newcastle at Old Trafford
2. In 77
Tune: Dunno?
in 77 it was docherty,
atkinson back in 83,
and every1 will no just who we are,
coz we'll be singing k sara sara
UNITED, MAN UNITED,
were the boys in red and were on are way to wemberly
WEMBERLY WEMBERLY were the famous man utd and were goin to wemberly
Date: 10:04 25/04/2005
3. The Fa Cup
Tune: ?
Were going to win the fa cup,
Were going to win the fa cup,
At cardiff,
Against the Arsenal,
Were going to win the fa cup!!!
Date: 05:04 20/04/2005
Sung against Newcastle in semi final
4. We Built City A Home!
Tune: Makes Beckham Look Sh*te
we built em a home
we built em a home
what a waste of council tax
we built em a home
Date: 11:04 20/04/2005
against city in november at old trafford
5. Get That Dick Ov(off)
Tune: Just As It's Said
Get that Dick ov
Get that Dick ov
Get that Dick ov
Date: 06:04 18/04/2005
Sung to Paul Dickov former city player as in "get that dick off"
6. Oh That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: Dunno
he plays on the left, he plays on the right
oh that boy ronaldo
he makes beckham look sh*te
Date: 10:04 12/04/2005
arsenal 4-2
7. Wayne Rooney
Tune: Arsenal To Man U
Hes Fat
Hes Round
He rolls round on the ground
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Date: 10:04 08/04/2005
highbury when rooney fell over in the box and won a penalty
8. My Baby Takes The Morning Train.
Tune: 9 To 5
my baby takes the morning train,
he works from 5 til' nine at night
and wen he comes home he sees me watching
the greatest f**king football team in all of the land
woooooh hoooooh.
Date: 03:04 06/04/2005
all manu fans sing it at any game
9. Wemberlee
Tune: Dunno
wemberlee, wemberlee,
were the famous man united and were going to wemberlee,
wemberlee, wemberlee,
were the famous man united and were going to wemberlee
Date: 10:04 06/04/2005
sung wen going to fa cup final like this year except its at the millenium stadium.
COME ON YOU REDS!
10. Stand Up
Tune: 3-0 In The Cup Final
stand up and support ur team
stand up and support ur team
Date: 09:04 02/04/2005
come on reds!! your team needs you. old trafford has been described as a library. for nearly 68,000 people every game that is not the best achievement.
Manchester United Songs and Chants
THE UNITED CALYPSO
Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
They deserve to be knighted!
If ever they are playing in your town
You must get to that football ground
Take a lesson come and see
Football taught by Matt Busby
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THE RED FLAG
United's flag is deepest red
It shrouded all our Munich dead
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold
Then raise United's banner high
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die
So keep the faith and never fear
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here
We'll never die, we'll never die
We'll never die, we'll never die
We'll keep the Red flag flying high
'Cos Man United will never die
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STRETFORD END ARISING
I see the Stretford End arising I see trouble on the way
Don't go out tonight
Unless you're red and white I see there's trouble on the way
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27 YEARS
27 years just waiting for a chance to win a major trophy
Give silverwear a glance
For 27 years we've been living next door to city
CITY, WHO THE F*CK ARE CITY
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BUILD A BONFIRE
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Scousers on the top
Put the City in the middle
And burn the f*ckin lot
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BUSBY BOYS
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United
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WHEN JOHNNY GOES MARCHING DOWN THE WING
When Johhny goes Marching down the wing
O Shea, O Shea
When Johhny goes Marching down the wing
O Shea, O Shea,
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
the Stretford End f*cking sing...
We all know that Johnny O Shea will score
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WHO PUT THE BALL...?
Who put the ball in the Scousers net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers net?
Who put the ball in the Scousers net?
Dozy F*ckin' Dudek!
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YOU ARE MY SOLSKJAER
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
And Alan Shearer, Was f*cking dearer,
So Please don't take, My Solskjaer, Away.....
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YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB
Sign on,
Sign on With hope in your heart,
Cos You'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job
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VIEIRA
Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He comes from Senagal,
He gave Giggsy the ball,
And Arsenal won f*ck all.
Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
His favourite card is red,
He sleeps in Wenger's bed.
Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He missed and f*cked it up,
And Arsenal lost the cup.
to tune of ')
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
And if you are a city fan,
Surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United
manchester united songs | take me home, united road
(To the tune of John Denver's 'Take Me Home, Country Road')
Take me home, United Road,
To the place, I belong;
To Old Trafford, to see United;
Take me home, United Road
[buy John Denver's 'Take Me Home, Country Roads']
manchester united songs | pride of all europe
(To the tune of 'One of Those Songs')
We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
We beat 'em at home,
And we beat 'em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way....
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers,
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!);
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys, nah, nah, nah....
[buy Liza Minelli's version of 'One Of Those Songs']
manchester united chants | often used manchester united chants
(chant)
Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap , clap]
(Ferguson's red and white army) [clap, clap, clap , clap]...
United! United ! United! United! ...
Champions! Champions! Champions! ...
Championes, championes,
Are we, are we, are we...
United! Top of the league,
United! United! Top of the league.
You've only come to see United,
Come to see Un-i-ted.
You've only come to see Un-i-ted.
There's only one United!
There's only one United! ....
Are you city in disguise?
Are you England in disguise?
manchester united songs | glory glory man united
(sang to the tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah)
'Glory Glory Man United' appears on 'Come On You Reds'
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
And the reds go marching on, on, on...
[buy it on cd] [buy the 1983 single]
manchester united songs | who the f*ck are man united!?!
(sang sarcastically to the tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah)
Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United?
And the reds go marching on, on, on...
manchester united songs | stretford end arising
(to tune of Creedance Clearwater Revival's 'Bad Moon Rising')
I see the Stretford End arising
I see trouble on the way.
Don't go out tonight
Unless you're red and white
I see there's trouble on the way
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manchester united songs | from the banks of the river irwell
(to tune of the US Marine's hymn 'The Halls Of Montezuma')
From the banks of the River Irwell
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United
'Till we win the Football League...
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City - (They're sh*t!)
We will fight, fight, fight for United
'Till we win the Football League
[buy 'The Halls Of Montezuma' on CD]
manchester united songs | matt busby's aces
(to tune of 'Blaydon Races')
Oh, me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us winning,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's aces!
manchester united songs | we love united
We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
Oh, United we love you!
manchester united songs | manchester united calypso
(originally recorded by Edric Conor with Ken Jones & His Music)
The origianl United Calypso appears on 'Football Classics'
If ever they're playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby.
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted....
[buy the original] [buy the 1998 version]
manchester united songs | the reds and whites
(originally recorded by Man U. in the 1960's)
'The Reds & Whites' appears on 'Come On You Reds'
Who's that team they call United?,
Who's that team they all adore?
They're the boys in red and white
And they play with all their might,
And they're out to show the world how they can score!
So bring on Sunderland and Arsenal,
Bring on Spaniards by the score,
Barcelona, Real Madrid,
They may make a gallant bid,
But they'll only find the reason why we roar.
[buy 'the reds and the whites' on cd]
manchester united songs | the red flag
(sang to the tune of Jim Connell's 'The Red Flag')
United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's every fold.
Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.
[Verse only sang at the games...]
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die
manchester united songs | forever and ever
(to tune of '?')
Forever and ever,
We'll follow the boys
Of Man United -
The Busby babes!
manchester united songs | we're united supporters
(to tune of '?')
We're United supporters,
Loyal through and through,
Over and over,
We will follow you.
manchester united songs | we're by far the greatest team
(to tune of 'The Wild Rover')
And it's Man United -
Man United F.C.
We're by far the greatest team
The World has ever seen.
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manchester united songs | when the reds go marching in
(to tune of 'When The Saints Go Marching In')
Oh when the reds, (oh when the reds),
Go marching in, (Go marching in),
Oh when the reds go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the reds go marching in.
[buy 'When The Saints Go Marching In']
manchester united songs | oh manchester is wonderful
(to tune of 'When The Saints Go Marching In')
Oh Manchester, (Oh Manchester),
Is wonderful, (Is wonderful),
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It's full of tits, fanny, and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful.
[buy 'When The Saints Go Marching In']
manchester united songs | united united rah rah rah
(chant)
United! United! rah rah rah!
city! city! hah hah hah!
Leeds! Leeds! baa baa baa!
Norwich! Norwich! far far far!
Scousers! Scousers! rob your car!
manchester united songs | jingle bells
(to tune of 'Jingle Bells')
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
United win away - oh!.
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manchester united songs | we hate nottingham forest
(to tune of 'Land Of Hope and Glory')
We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Liverpool too, (and Leeds!),
We hate Manchester City,
But United we love you... altogether now... (repeat).
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manchester united songs | if you know you're history
(to tune of '?')
Oh it's a grand old team to play for,
Oh it's a grand old team to see,
And if, you know, your history,
It's enough to make your heart go woh, oh, oh,oh...
We don't care what the city fans say,
What, the f*ck do we care,
For we only know, that there's gonna be a show,
And the famous Man United will be there.
manchester united songs | we shall not be moved
(to tune of 'We Shall Not Be Moved')
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
Just like the team, that's gonna win the Football League (again!)
We shall not be moved.
[Alternative versions...]
Just like the team, that's gonna win the FA Cup (again)...
[or] Just like the team, that's gonna win the European Cup (again)...
[or] Just like the team, that's gonna win the f*ckin lot (again)
manchester united songs | we're gonna win the league
(to tune of 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow')
We're gonna win the league (again!)
We're gonna win the league (again!),
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us...
We're gonna win the league (again!)
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manchester united songs | drink, drink, wherever you may be
(to tune of 'Lord Of The Dance')
Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a f*ck, and we don't give a sh*t,
We're coming home with the championship
(alternatively)
Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a sh*t, and we don't give a f*ck,
We're coming home with the European Cup
(1991 Rotterdam version)
Drink! Drink! Wherever you may be! -
We are drunk and disorderly
We don't give a sh*t, and we don't give a f*ck
We're coming home with the Cup Winners Cup
[buy 'Lord Of The Dance' on cd]
manchester united songs | down by the riverside
(to tune of 'Down By The Riverside')
(Riverside Stadium , Middlesbrough 1997 version)
We won the Football League again,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside.
We won the Football League again,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riv-er-side...
(v Tottenham, Old Trafford, 1999 version)
We won the Football League again,
This time in Manchester...
(alternative 1999 version, sang sarcastically about the controversial 'David Elleray' game at Anfield when Paul Ince scored in the last minute for Liverpool against a 10 man United. Most scousers believed they had stopped United from winning the league. We went on to win the treble!)
We lost the Football League again,
Last year on Merseyside...
(Elland Road, Leeds 2000 version)
We won the Football League again,
This time at Elland Road...
(2000/01 version)
We won the Football League again,
Last year in second gear...
(alternative 2000/01 version)
We won the Football League again,
This time by New Year's Day...
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manchester united songs | she wore a scarlet ribbon
(to tune of 'She Wore A Yellow Ribbon')
She wore, she wore,
She wore a scarlet ribbon,
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May
And when, I asked
Oh why she wore that ribbon,
She said it's for United and they're going to Wem-ber-ley,
Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley,
We're the famous Man United
And we're going to Wem-ber-ley
[buy 'She Wore A Yellow Ribbon']
The die-hard red from Moss Side who has been unfortunate with injuries throughout his career. Loved by United fans and often overlooked by the London-based media (what's new there then!?!).
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manchester united songs | we've got wesley brown
(sang to tune of 'Knees Up Mother Brown')
manchester united songs | songs about nicky butt
Another Manchester born and bred United fan. Loved by the fans despite his bit-part role in the team. Ignore the media speculation, Nicky Butt will always be a red!
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manchester united songs | nicky nicky butt
(sang to tune of KC & The SUnshine Band's 'Give It Up')
[back to top]
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah...
Nicky, Nicky Butt,
Nicky Butt -
Nicky, Nicky Butt!!
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manchester united songs | songs about eric djemba djemba
Eric Djemba Djemba - so good they named him twice. The hard tackling fighting spirit soon made the Cameroon midfielder a favourite withthe united fans and it wasn't long before the United faithful were singing his name. He claims to be a United fan from birth and says his nickname back home is 'Cantona' after his, and our, biggest idol. Eric 2 D's we salute you.
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manchester united songs | djemba, djemba djemba
(sang to tune of 2 Unlimited's 'No Limit')
manchester united songs | songs about sir alex ferguson
The most successful manager in British football history, Sir Alex Ferguson is not surprisingly loved by United fans and hated by everybody else. The Boss enjoys a few chants from the United faithful, but perhaps the best was sang about his wife, Cathy, when she persuaded him to cancel his early retirement.
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manchester united songs | every single one of us loves alex ferguson
(sang to tune of '?')
Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson...
manchester united songs | every single one of us loves cathy ferguson
(sang to tune of '?')
Oh, every single one of us,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson,
Loves Cathy Ferguson...
manchester united songs | fergusons red and white army
(sang to tune of '?')
Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap]
Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap]...
manchester united songs | fergie give us a wave
(sang to tune of '?')
[back to top]
Fergie, give us a wave,
Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave...
manchester united songs | songs about rio ferdinand
United fans were always critical of Rio Ferdinand when he was at West Ham and Leeds United. The sarcastic cries of 'Rio for England' were probably a reflection of the media's obsession with the cockney defender and their blindness to Manchester's very own (and arguably better) Wes Brown. Times have changed, Rio's a ?30 million red and his performances on the field seem to have won many fans over. Off the field though, his recent failure to attend a drugs test (resulting in an 8 month ban), hasn't done him any favours with his critics amongst United fans. OK, we paid over the odds for him, but Rio's still a class..but stupid...player.
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manchester united songs | ri-o
(chant)
[back to top]
Ri-o! Ri-o!...
manchester united songs | songs about quinton fortune
Quinton Fortune was lucky to have a song dedicated to him after only a few substitute appearances early on in his United career. Interestingly, now he's a first team regular - and a superb one at that - the fans don't sing his tune anymore - possibly because he plays more at left back than on the wing. Come on reds, let's hear you sing for the South African former Young World Footballer of The Year.
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manchester united songs | quinton fortune on the wing
(sang to tune of '?')
[back to top]
Quinton,
Quinton Fortune.
Quinton Fortune on the wing...
Quinton,
Quinton Fortune...
Quinton Fortune on the wing...
manchester united songs | songs about ryan giggs
Another local lad playing for his boyhood heroes. With the exception of the odd moaner, Giggsy is worshipped by the fans and was honoured with a reworking of 'Love Will Tear Us Apart', originally released by legendary Manc band (and die-hard reds) Joy Division.
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manchester united songs | giggs will tear you apart again
(to tune of Joy Division's 'Love Will Tear You Apart')
Giggs...
Giggs will tear you apart (again)...
Giggs...
Giggs will tear you apart (again)...
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manchester united songs | ryan giggs running down the wing
(to the tune of 'robin hood')
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing -
Loved by the reds, feared by the blues...
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs...
manchester united songs | he gave giggsy the ball
(to tune of '?')
Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won f*ck all...
manchester united songs | giggs has torn his hamstring again
(to tune of Joy Division's 'Love Will Tear You Apart')
[back to top]
Giggs...
Giggs has torn his hamstring (again)...
Giggs...
Giggs has torn his hamstring (again)...
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manchester united songs | songs about roy keane
Roy Keane represents everything that is Manchester United - passionate yet skillful, loathed by lots, loved by many. Roy Keane IS Manchester United!.
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manchester united songs | keano's f*ckin magic
(to tune of Lonnie Donegan's 'My Old Man's A Dustman')
Oh, Keano's f*ckin' magic -
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said 'I fancy that!'
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn ('coz they're sh*te!),
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're f*ckin' dynamite...
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manchester united songs | la, la la, la la la la, keano
(to the tune of the beatles 'hey jude')
La, la la, la la la la -
La la la la - Keano!.....
manchester united chants | keano!
(chant)
Keano! Keano! Keano!...
manchester united chants | boom boom boom
(to the tune of the Outhere Brothers 'boom boom boom')
[back to top]
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Let me hear you say Keano!
(KEANO!)...
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manchester united songs | songs about gary neville
Despite the fact the rest of the country don't give Gary Neville the credit he's due, United fans worship the Bury-born full back. He wear's his passion on his sleeve and is a die-hard United fan too. He's always the first to applaud the fans at away games and he can normally be seen celebrating United goals by running to the fans with his fists clenched. Oh, and he hates scousers too...
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manchester united songs | gary neville is a red
(to tune of 'London Bridge is falling down')
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red...
He hates Scousers!
manchester united songs | one gary neville
(to tune of '?')
One Gary Neville -
There's only one Gary Neville,
One Gary Nev-ille -
There's only one Gary Nev-ille!"
manchester united songs | one gary neville
(to tune of David Bowie's 'Rebel Rebel')
[back to top]
Neville Neville, Your future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad
manchester united songs | songs about phil neville
Like his brother, Gary, young Philip has always been criticised by the media, England fans and United haters alike. In fact, even part-time so-called United fans have been known to get on his back from the comfort of their armchairs. The truth is, if our Phil played for West Ham or Chelsea, the media would be labelling him the future England captain - come to think of it - if Phil was daft enough to play for West Ham, alongside all those other future England-teamers (sic), they'd probably have never been relegated.
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manchester united songs | phil will tear you apart again
(to tune of Joy Division's 'Love Will Tear You Apart')
Phil...
Phil will tear you apart (again)...
Phil...
Phil will tear you apart (again)...
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manchester united songs | tracy neville is a red
(song about Phil's twin sister, Tracy Neville, England netball team captain, to tune of 'London Bridge is falling down')
[back to top]
Tracy Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Tracy Neville is a red...
She plays netball!
manchester united songs | songs about john o'shea
The young Peter Kay look-a-like from Ireland won the hearts of the United fans in his debut season in the first team. Surely a dead cert for the Young Player of the Year Award, he was disgracefully beaten by Wayne Rooney and Jermaine Jenas - who, unlike our John, failed to win any silver wear - the boy from Ireland contributed massively to United's 8th Premiership title.
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manchester united songs | when johnny goes marching down the wing
(sang to tune of 'The Grand Old Duke of York')
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford End are gonna sing...
"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"
La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la,
La! La!
La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la
La! La!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la ,la la...
"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"
manchester united songs | john o'shea
(sang to tune of 'The A Team')
[back to top]
John O'Shea!
John O'Shea!
John O..Shea!
John O, John O'Shea!..
manchester united songs | songs about christiano ronaldo
Given the number 7 shirt following the departure of David 'I-love-United-so-much-I'll-go-off-and-negotiate-a-deal-with-Real-Madrid-and-then-pretend-I-was-kicked-out-of-Old-Trafford' Beckham. Whilst big things are expected of the Portugese wunderkid, he's still got a long way to go to match the achievements of his Brazilian namesake, although that doesn't stop us singing his song (with a touch of irony!).
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manchester united songs | there's only one ronaldo
(chant)
[back to top]
There's only one Ronaldo!
There's only one Ronaldo!
manchester united songs | songs about paul scholes
Paul Scholes, another of United's Mancunian superstars. Scholesy is perhaps the only United player respected by fans from other clubs. Interesting really, as his late tackles have injured a fair few other players. Recently the media have criticised his performances for England in comparism to those for United. Erm, let's face it - play your heart out for United or play your heart out for England? Easy decision.
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manchester united songs | paul scholes - he scores goals
(sang to tune of 'Kum Ba Yah')
He scores goals, my Lord,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, my Lord,
He scores goals!
He scores goals, my Lord,
He scores goals!
Paul Scholes - he scores goals...
manchester united chants | scholes scholes scholes scholes
(chant)
manchester united songs | songs about mikael silvestre
Mikael Silvestre has been a favourite of United fans ever since he rejected a move to Liverpool to join United instead. OK, he took a few moans and groans from the part-time fans - which lead to Roy Keane making the 'prawn sandwich brigade' remarks in the press. Now an integral part of United's back four, the French defender is arguably the best centre-back in the country - although you won't hear the London-based press saying that (despite United boasting the best defensive record in the country year on year).
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manchester united songs | mikael silvestre
(chant)
Mikael Silvestre! [clap clap, clap clap clap]
Mikael Silvestre! [clap clap, clap clap clap]
Mikael Silvestre [clap clap, clap clap clap]...
manchester united songs | hey mickey you're so fine
(to tune of 'hey mickey')
[back to top]
Hey Mickey you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind,
Hey Mickey... Hey Mickey....
manchester united songs | songs about ole gunnar solskjaer
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is without doubt the most loved player amongst the current squad. He's like the cute younger brother everybody wants to see do well. And boy, has he done well!?! His last minute goals against Liverpool and, of course, Bayern Munich in the European Cup Final will remain etched in United folklore, as will his 4 goals at Nottingham Forest after coming on a s a second half substitute. Not surprising, Ole has almost as many songs dedicated to him as the mercurial Monsieur Cantona.
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manchester united songs | you are my solskjaer
(sang to tune of 'You Are My Sunshine")
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey.
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was f*cking dearer,
But please don't take my Solskjaer away..
manchester united chants | ole
(to the tune of '?')
Ole,
Ole Ole Ole,
Ole,
Ole...
manchester united chants | who put the ball in the german's net?
(to the tune of 'Skip To My Lou')
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...
manchester united chants | who put the ball in the scouser's net?
(to the tune of 'Skip To My Lou')
[back to top]
Who put the ball in the Scouser's net?
Who put the ball in the Scouser's net?
Who put the ball in the Scouser's net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...
manchester united songs | songs about ruud van nistelrooy
What is there to say about Ruud that hasn't already been said? Whilst the London-press may big up Thierry Henry, RVN has done and won twice as much during his short United career. The European Champions League top scorer two years running, the Premiership's top scorer last year and a Championship trophy medal in the bag too. Ruud is surely the best striker in the game today. Anyone want to argue otherwise?
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manchester united songs | ruud van nistelrooy tra la la la
(sang to tune of Boney M's 'Brown Girl In The Ring')
Ruud van Nistelrooy tra la la la,
Ruud van Nistelrooy tra - la la la la la.
Ruud van Nistelrooy tra la la la,
Ruud van Nistelrooy tra - la la la la la...
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manchester united songs | ruud
(train-like chant)
Ruud! [clap, clap, clap]
Ruud! [clap, clap, clap]
Ruud! [clap, clap, clap]
Ruud! [clap, clap, clap]...
manchester united chants | ruud ruud ruud
(chant sounding more like booing)
[back to top]
Ruud! Ruud! Ruud!...
manchester united songs | songs about eric cantona
OK, he may have retired, but there isn't a game goes by without the United faithful singing for the mercurial Frenchman, the finest player to have ever graced the Premiership. Without doubt the biggest icon in British football since George Best, tribute songs to Eric even graced the British Top 10 charts. Nowadays, Eric could even turn up to do the half-time cash draw at Old Trafford and put demand for tickets into the 250,000 mark. Sorely missed but never forgotten, as the songs still being sang on the terraces prove.
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manchester united songs | ooh ah cantona
(sang to tune of 'The Marsellie")
Ooh ah,
Ooh ahh,
Ooh ahh Cantona.
Ooh ahhh Can-ton-aaa...
manchester united songs | what a friend we have in jesus
(sang to tune of 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus")
What a friend we have in Jesus,
He's a saviour from a far.
What a friend we have in Jesus,
And is name is Cantona.
manchester united chants | eric the king
(sang to the tune of 'Lilly The Pink')
We'lllllllllllllllllllllllllll... [hold note for as long as possible]
Drink a drink a drink
To Eric the King, the King, the King
He's the Saviour of a our football team.
He's the greatest - centre forward
That the world has ever seen...
manchester united chants | ooh ah cantona
(chant)
[back to top]
Ooh! Ah! Cantona!
Say ooh ah Cantona!
Ooh! Ah! Cantona!
Say ooh ah Cantona!
(to tune of ')
In the Liverpool slums,
They knock on the door when they want something to eat,
They find a dead rat and they think
it's a treat,
In the Liverpool slums...
In the Liverpool slums,
Your Mum's on the beat and your Dad's in the nick,
You can't find a job 'coz you're too f*ckin' thick,
In the Liverpool slums...
manchester united songs | build a bonfire
(to tune of 'Oh My Darling Clementine')
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the scousers on the top.
Put the city in the middle
And burn the f*ckin lot...
manchester united songs | if you all hate scousers
(to tune of 'If You're Happy and You Know It')
If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers,
a ll hate scousers, clap your hands...
[clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,- continue clappiing for as long as possible, after clapping has stopped, start clapping again louder]
manchester united songs | if you want to go heaven when you die
(to tune of '?')
If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You should keep the red flag flying high.
You should wear a red bonnet,
With f*ck the scousers on it.,
If you want to go to heaven when you die.
manchester united songs | merseyside is full of sh*t
(to tune of 'When The Saints Go Marching In')
Oh Merseyside! (Oh Merseyside!),
Is full of sh*t, (is full of sh*t),
Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t.
It's full of sh*t, sh*t, and more sh*t,
Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t...
manchester united songs | you're only a poor little scouser
(to tune of 'You Are My Sunshine')
You're a scouser,
A lonely scouser,
You're only happy on giro day.
When your dad's out stealing,
Your mum's drug-dealing,
But please don't take my scouser away.
manchester united songs | are you havin' a laugh
(to tune of '?')
The city of culture!?!
Are you havin' a laugh!?!
Are you havin' a laugh!?!
manchester united songs | gary neville is a red
(to tune of 'London Bridge is falling down')
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red,
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red _________________ Champ20ns
Зарегистрирован: Dec 06, 2007 Сообщения: 3 Откуда: Молдова,Кишинев
Добавлено: Сб Dec 22, 2007 3:36 Заголовок сообщения:
Ребята вы просто молодцы!!!!Даже не знаю как описать словами мой восторг!!Гимны очень красивые!Вы молодцы,что находите их!Я недавно на сайте,но я очень люблю Манчестер,поверьте не меньше вас!Но ребят не могли бы вы их перевести,так на русском интересно!Хоть один!Пожалуйста!И можно вопрос?Какой именно гимн поют на стадионе?Спасибо,заранее!Маша!
Добавлено: Сб Dec 22, 2007 3:40 Заголовок сообщения:
Маша, чего тольк не поют на стадионе. В опчем тексты есть, если интересно http://pereklad.online.ua/, вот переводчик. Дерзай, Маша! _________________ Champ20ns
Зарегистрирован: Nov 05, 2007 Сообщения: 1757 Откуда: Краснодар
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может и баян,но прикольно посмотрите
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2htzXOw2FhI
ЗЫ прошу на меня не обижаться болелам других клубов
просто видео веселое _________________ Go for glory, Man. United!
пож дайте ссылку на песню вот с такими словами:
See I will always love The Reds so much
We are the team, nobody else can touch
Unte, I love them they`re the only team I like
The other ones are shite
And now I`m gonna tell you how I feel.
fuck peter kenyon and abramovich,
fuck you mourinho you son of a bitch
fuck kevin keegan and fuck frannie lee
fuck steve macmanaman fuck man city
fuck leeds united yor are down and you`re gay
fuck norman hunter and fuck eddie gray
fuck everton and fuck you liverpool
fuck all you scouser, cause manchester rules
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